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ABOUT CAPTAIN ROY TILL

Captain Roy TillPlayed by: Jack Stehlin


Occupation: Captain of the DEA

Signature look: Authoritative. Usually in a suit or dress shirt. Doesn't button the top button on his dress shirts.

Family: UnknownUnknown, but he has a lover: DEA Agent Schlatter.

Strengths: Known for his tough, crass talk.

Weaknesses:
  • If the DEA finds out about Scottson and Fundis' illegal activities, he's in hot water.
  • Never met an expletive he didn't like.
  • Likes costume play? He asked Celia this question.
FRIENDS & ASSOCIATES
Peter Scottson Name: Peter Scottson
Backstory: DEA agent, Nancy's second husband. Was supposedly found dead in season three. Was involved in illegal activities.		 FundisName: George "Fundis" Funislavsky
Backstory: Peter Scottson's partner, also involved in illegal skimming. Has a belching problem.
Celia's Prison LookName: Celia Hodes
Backstory: Arrested Celia for owning the Agrestic grow house. He then had Celia spying on Nancy Botwin to get to Guillermo		 Name: Agent Phil Schlatter
Backstory: Roy Till's partner in the DEA and it turns out, his secret lover.

CHARACTER QUOTABLES
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  • "I'm re-reading your report. The first time through, gave me the **** and the giggles so good, I had it laminated. All nine pages." (Talking to Peter Scottson in Season Two, "A Mile Deep and a Foot Wide.")
  • "Where's the next big bust? Our Lady of the Crack Pipe? Or Temple Beth Meth?" (Talking to Peter Scottson in Season Two, "A Mile Deep and a Foot Wide.")
  • "My career just took a swan dive into a s**t can." (To agent Fundis in "The Two Mrs. Scottsons" Season Three)
  • "Pop a F******g breath mint. What d'you eat? Pastrami?" (To agent Fundis in "The Two Mrs. Scottsons" Season Three")
  • "Sorry cupcake. It's diet Shasta. In a can. Room temperature. No straw."
  • "If I let you put your finger in my A$$ will you buy me a porche?"
FUN FACTS
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  • Likes Karaoke?



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