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Doug Wilson

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ABOUT DOUG

Played by: Kevin Nealon

Nicknames: Councilman Doug

Alias: ----

Occupation: City Councilman, Accountant, part time pot dealer.

Signature look: T-shirt, shorts, sneakers. Only wears a suit when he has to.

Family: The Wilsons

Strengths: Politically savvy, loves to party, and hung like a horse.

Weaknesses: Doug's sexual urges often get him into trouble. He also rarely ever misses a chance to smoke.

Doug's story: Part time weed investor, city counsilman, and savvy accountant, it's safe to say Doug Wilson is a man of many talents. Also, quite the ladies man.

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RELATIONSHIPS

FAMILY: The Wilsons

Name: Josh Wilson Role: Doug's son. Doug doesn't seem to know about his son's drug dealing. Doug also does not know that his son is gay, and, according to Josh, would be very angry.	Name: Dana Role: Doug's (former) wife. Although Dana is never seen, Doug has said that she hates sex and strives to be the perfect appearing suburban family. He also has hinted that Dana is a lesbian but is never fulling revealed.
Name Role What we know about their relationship:----	Name Role What we know about their relationship:----

ROMANCES

Name: Celia Hodes
Occupation
Relationship status: Broken Up/Kind of Hate each other

Backstory: Ever Since Celia decided to sign up for City Council and actually won, Doug and Celia were enemies. EventuallyDoug tried to help Celia and give her the 411 about the job. This led to a kind of hot romance. Doug told Celia that they should divorce their current spouses so that they coyld be together. Problem was, Celia took action, but Doug did not.
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Occupation
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FRIENDS/ASSOCIATES

Name: Dean Hodes
Occupation: Lawyer, current manager of Isabel Hodes.

Backstory: Doug has been friends with Dean for a long time. They used to play poker with Judah Botwin. Dean was also Doug's re-election manager. Dean later lost the election for Doug by forgetting to file the paperwork. When Dean later found out Celia was cheating on him with Doug, the two had a falling out. They later made up after insuflating painkillers and comparing penis size.

Name: Andy Botwin
Occupation

Backstory: Andy and Doug, throughout all seasons, are seen together getting high and fooling around. Doug met Andy through Judah and got closer to him as time went on.

Name: Conrad Shepard
Occupation: Cannabis farmer.

Backstory: Doug provided the fake company front for Nancy and Conrad's growing operation. Later, Doug becomes a partner and helps watch and sell the crop.

Name: Nancy Botwin
Occupation: Pot dealer.

Backstory: Doug was also a friend of Judah Botwin and was their accountant. After Judah's death, Doug bought pot from Nancy to help support her. He later sets up a fake company to launder money and partners with Nancy to sell marijuana.

CHARACTER QUOTABLES

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"Who let cancer c*nt in here?"
"Did you try Sag Aloo? It's to die for and then be reincarnated, and then die for again."
Doug: "How do you ask the woman who makes your kids lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass? How, Andy? How?"

Andy: "I don't like this game anymore."

Doug: "And besides, I'm good at debating. Go ahead, ask me a question."

Dean: "Mr. Wilson, what zoning laws do you plan to enact to combat suburban sprawl?"

Doug: <makes fart noise> "Next question."

"Nancy, trust me, a bakery is impossible to run without drug money."
"Don't look at me. I'm fucked up on cornbread."
"At what point does CPR become necrophilia?"
Andy: "How cool would it be if there was a genie in this hookah?"

Doug: "Not for him. He'd be on fire."

"OOOOHHHH mememememememememememe!!!"
"The other shrew in the hardhat that's been sucking his dick."
"Your wife's enticing snatch has nothing to do with my deep and abiding love for my wife."
Doug: "Dana won't f*ck anyone...Something about a short cervix and how she might be a lesbian."

Dean: "You have four kids!"

Doug: "Whose names could've been Tequila Shots, Snuck-It-In-While-She-Was-Sleeping, Doing-It-For-A-Lexus, and Turkey Baster!"

(to Celia) "I guess i must have some sort of castrating bitch fetish"
"Oh, God. Me in prison. I'm way too long for those beds. And the food! There is no sushi in prison, unless you count dick!"
(about Sulivin) "He promised me golf. He promised me power. Then he bent me over and f***ed me up the a** like an innocent alter boy alone in the vestry after services, lured by the promises of juice and cookies."
Doug: "Oh, that's from the tall one, Leif Garrett-y, Blue Lagoon-ish."

Nancy: "Silas?"

Doug: "Said you were out of weed, then he took off with a blonde, tiny tits, big cross."

Nancy: "Tara?"

Doug: "And your other one, big vocab, creepy eyes?"

Nancy: "Shane?"

Doug: "He's outside with whats-her-name, Celia's dyke."

Nancy: "Isabelle?"

(on Celia's election bid) Doug: "Nobody likes your wife, you don't even like her. I could stand up on that podium tomorrow night and take a shit on one of those Make A Wish cancer kids, and people still vote for me. 'Cause they hate your wife...and I'm likable."

Dean: "Now you make me feel bad for Celia."

Doug: "Tell her that, maybe she'll f*** you. See, I'm on your side, buddy. Vote for me."

"Shit Highway could be our road to riches."
(Talking to Nancy) "You know Dean's Boning the tennis girl, She love him time."

Doug: "Judah was lousy at playing the marker. I mean, a company that sells morning-afrer pills for dogs?" Nance: "You were the one advising him, Doug." Doug: "Okay, that one did not come from me. Clear dentures? Yeah, Me but he went rogue on ArfU 486"

(Singing while playing the Banjo) "Oh where there's fire, we'd like to smoke; Oh where there's fire, we'd like to toke; Oh where there's fire, we can all get paid; And if we're lucky, maybe we'll get laid."

Nancy: "But most of all, I don't Xerox your license and put it in a State controlled databank." Doug: " What? I'm in a databank?" Nancy: "You sure ane. So when your wives find out and divorce you, They'll get coustody of your children because their overpriced attorneys will be able to prove you're nothing but a bunch of irresponsible pot heads who can't be trusted." Doug: " I'm in a databank?" Dean: "Celia would have a field day with that" (Nancy Nods) Doug: " I - I - I'm up for Council re- election, I can't be linked to any pot clubs. Any of you guys know any good hackers?"

Nancy: "Maybe I should save n=money by firing my accountant." Doug: "Ok, well let's not get carried away. We should brainstorm on this, have some dialog, confab, pow wow." Nancy: "Can't believe I trust you with my money, you're an idiot" Doug: " I'm an idiot... savant. Say what you will about me personally, but I'm a great fuckin' CPA."

(To Nancy) "Me no needy more weedy."

Doug: (About Iraq) "They had weapons of mass destruction." Andy: "There were no weapons of mass distruction" Doug: " No? Whatever man."

(To Andy) " Hey man, you signer for the Reserves on your oun free, drunk, horny accord. Your fucked."

Andy: "You gotta help me man." Doug: " I will, I will, I'm gonna put one of those yellow, ribbon stickers on my car, for you."

Andy: "You want to smoke up?" Doug: " Is the Pope Polish?" Andy: "German"

"I'm here to expand my client base, I stand at the back of the class and i say "as an accountant shouldn't you blah blah blah blah blah? Confuses the hell out of everyone. Finally all the students, they just give up and that's when i give them my business card. Minimum fourteen clients guarauteed. How genius is that?"

Andy: "How can you be so blindly pro Bush?" Doug: " I like his wife, Laura. Used to buy weed from her at S.M.U. Good shit. Good shit."

( In the medical Marijuana store) "Hey, any more Stephen Hawking? I wanna be wheeled out of here."

(On Medical Marijuana) " It's like Amsterdam, only you don't have to visit the Anne Frank House and pretend to be all sad and shit."

"Celia seriously, I hate you, and I hope you get hit by a truck."

Dean: "There are Mexican things on this menu. Look, look, they have tortilla soup. Doug: " It's a bowl of bullshit with chip scraps. I hate chains." Dean: "What about In-N-Out?" Doug: " In-N-Out is independently owned by religious nuts that put biblical citations on the bottom of the cups. They don't franchise and they use fresh ingredients. they cook with Jesus."

Celia: (Talking about how long she's been married) "17 years... How long have you and..." Doug: "Twenty... eight. Twenty two. I'm not good with numbers." Celia: "You're an accountant." Doug: "Different. Those are guys numbers. Years married, that's girl math."

Dean: "Wife fucker." Doug: "Career wrecker." (Dean punches Doug in the neck) Doug: "You punched my neck." Dean: "You're freakishly tall." Doug: " I'm also freakishly long so imagine how much of me was inside your wife."

You're a know-it-all-y bitchface!!

She needs some cockamole for her faceadilla

FUN FACTS

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In the episode "Go" (Se03Ep15), Doug Wilson is seen singing and playing the banjo in the rec center. Kevin Nealon needed no training for this, as he has played the banjo since the age of 18. [source]

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Mcloven

Doug!!!

Jul 11 2008, 9:33 AM EDT by mcivermd21

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I love, love, LOVE Kevin Nealon!!! But we really don't know too much about Doug Wilson and his family he is a big part of the show and the people who make Weeds have droped the ball on this on, but just this one.

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Stalmize

Doug Wilson For President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oct 9 2007, 5:34 PM EDT by Stalmize

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I'm hereby announcing my endorsement of Mr. Doug Wilson for president!!!!!! He is surely my favorite character on Weeds. A kick ass poltician by day a pot smoking panty chaser by night. He is a big part of the show to me and would surely like to see more of him in upcoming episodes. This great show has actually converted me from a long time H.B.O. freak to a Showtime sucker now. I can dig it. Kudos for Shotimes original series!!!!!!!!!

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