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Heylia James

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ABOUT HEYLIA

Played by: Tonye Patano

Nicknames: ----Rainman of Weed

Alias: ----

Occupation: ----Weed Dealer

Signature look: ----Watch the eyebrows. They'll tell you everything you need to know.

Family: The Jameses:

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Weaknesses: ----

Heylia's story: ----Heylia is a strong woman who knows what she wants, how to get it, and who to have do her dirty work when somebody's blockin' her progress. She is her own person and she loves her family like white loves rice. She's got a tender spot, especially with being a new grandmother, but don't take her tender side for weakness. Cross her once, shame on you. Cross her twice, then you might as well put your head between your legs and kiss your own ass good-bye. One thing, though: When she loves, she loves deeply. She'll give you what you want. It's up to you to make sure that what you ask for is what you really want, 'cause she ain't got time for no whine.

Talk about Heylia

I adore Heylia when I was a dealer myself I didn't play either & family came first & I don't mix words myself, I have the biggest heart in town. A mouth like a truck driver & don't give a flying F___if I shock people on what I say. I get right to the point, not a game player thats why I love Heylia! I see myself in her each week. No longer a dealer just a b**** if I have to be!

RELATIONSHIPS

FAMILY: The Jameses

Conrad Shepard Nephew What we know about their relationship:----Heylia raised Conrad like he was her own son. She loves this boy, but he's still got a lot of growing up to do. He hurt her pretty bad when he did business behind her back, but they're working it out 'cause they're family and that's what family does: they work it out.	Vaneeta Daughter What we know about their relationship:----
Name: Keeyon Role: Heylia's oldest son What we know about their relationship:----	Name Role What we know about their relationship:----

ROMANCES

Joseph Mohammed
Nation of Islam member
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FRIENDS/KNOWN ASSOCIATES

Name- Nancy Botwin

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RIVALS/ENEMIES

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CHARACTER QUOTABLES

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Serious shit calls for serious cash and your cash got a sense of humor.

What can I say you bring out the "F*** You " in me.

" Fare is what you pay to ride the bus, see thats the only fare I know."
(To Conrad) "You gave away my Cornbread Recipe? And she put weed in it? You don't put weed in my Cornbread!!"
Conrad: (To Nancy) "Are you calling black people stupid?" Nancy: "And lazy and they also steal." Heylia: "But we sings and dances real good."
Nancy: "Give me a little respect, I'm the biggest game in the private community of Agrestic." Heylia: "Drugs sell them selves biscuit, you ain't shit."
"Gen all beside hersrlf, all come up in my house, tell me about my business? Girl, you need to recognize!"
"Bitch. I can eyeball an ounce from outer space with my glasses cracked."
(To Nancy) "Woman, you are light. You are lighter than Michael Jackson, you so light."
"Uh oh, you poor schmuck, you just played wrong. that's a boat, hah how! Mark it down."
(After winning a game of dominos against her son) "Tennis shoe pimp that's 200 and break out the peppermint lotion 'Cause you gonna massage my feet."
(Talking about he son's Wife) "Since Raysha got big with Shey and her daddy told Keeyon he'd be all bun if didn't do right."
Nancy: "Let me rephrase. You sold me bullshit. Skank weed. And I can't move it and I want a refund." Heylia: "And I want an ass like Beyonce's. Ain't nether of us gettin' what we want."
" It's just business baby. Now I know you gat troubles, but like my mama always said, "Tought Shit."
Heylia: " I'm sure you didn't tell him to go down to that school and beat the tar out of little Mr. Security guard, but you blinked them big brown eyes and there he go, and I can't have that." Nancy: "You did that?" Heylia: "Who you think done it? The Fuck-You-Up Fairy?"
"You got my money, boy genius?"
"White folk get Soda Pop n****** set bullets."

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Relationship with Nancy?

Sep 17 2007, 5:54 PM EDT by Mcloven

Thread started: Aug 21 2007, 6:17 PM EDT Watch

Should Nancy go under the Friends/Associates or Enemies/Rivals category? They used to work together, but now they're enemies.

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