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- (Nancy opens the door) Kat: "Kat!" Nancy: "You lost your cat?" Kat: " I'm Kat. You're Nancy, right?"
- Kat: "Are you attracting lesbian vampires?"" Nancy: "What?" Kat: Pussy***** cat having a nose bleed?...Big Red?...Shark week?...Aunt ruby in town?" Nancy: "Are you asking if I'm having my period?" Kat: "We'er cycling together, isn't that cool?"
- Nancy: "You drove here all the way from Alaska?" Kat: "Yeah, I borrowed aome salmon from the fishery..." Andy: "That means she stole it." Kat: "The man at the 7- Eleven gave me a case of Red Bull..." Andy: "...And that means she stole it." Kat: "And that's all I've been eating and drinking for the past 47 hours, I feel great!"
- Kat: "I'm a part of this family!" Nancy: "Just because you are crazy, and we are crazy doesn't mean we're related."
- " Heart Hug!"
- Gretchen: "Will you stop hitting on my boyfriend?" Kat: "Hold him too tight and he'll turn to dust." Gretchen: "Bite me." Kat: "Okay. Gloves off. you want a piece of me?" (Clawing and making feline sounds)
- Kat: " It's now or never. Come with me. I can't be alone and you're my favorite person on Earth." Andy: "I can't do it, Kat." Kat: "Fine, fuck**** you. give me your van keys." Andy: "You can't have my van!" Kat: " I'm just gonna steal it anyway. Andy: "Fine."
- Andy: "You know, I haven't forgotten how you stabbed me screaming "die, shithead,********, die." Kat: "You stepped on my sprit Turtle!"
- (To Shane) "We'll Met again. I'll be older, but I'll still be hot. And you'll be older and you'll still be the same smart, wise, gentle soul you are now. But you'll be taller. and I think that you're gonna do some really interesting things with your facial hair. I just see it. Okay sweetie? Heart hug. Heart hug."
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Andy Botwin
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Shane Botwin
