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Shane Botwin - Weeds Wiki
ABOUT SHANE

Played by: Alexander Gould

Nicknames: Strange Botwin, Fruit Punch, Vampire

Alias: ----

Occupation: ----

Signature look: ----

Family: The Botwins: The youngest of the Botwin Family

Strengths: ---- Highly intelligent

Weaknesses: Candy, friendly people, Hallucinations, Obsessed with Pittsburg

Shane's story: ----

RELATIONSHIPS
FAMILY: The Botwins
Shane Botwin - Weeds WikiName- Nancy Botwin
Shane craves Nancy's attention and does not receive it.
Shane Botwin - Weeds WikiName- Judah Botwin
Shane was with Judah when he dropped dead.
Shane Botwin - Weeds WikiName: Silas Botwin
What we know about their relationship:-- Big brother
Shane Botwin - Weeds WikiName- Andy Botwin
Shane's uncle, teaches him how to masturbate efficiently and cleanly.
ROMANCES
Insert photo here!Gretchen
Backstory: First girlfriend		 Insert photo here!Name
Backstory: ----

FRIENDS
Shane Botwin - Weeds WikiName- Isabelle Hodes
Backstory: Isabelle attended ATM summer school with Shane. They have also smoked pot together that Isabelle stole from her dad who bought it from Nancy.		 Insert photo here!Name
Backstory: ----

CHARACTER QUOTABLES
Shane Botwin - Weeds Wiki
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  • "You cant miss the Bear!" (Episode 1.1)
  • "I think pink's really your color you fuckwad! Who's fruit punch now?" (Episode 1.1)
  • This is the moment where i finally become cool, right?

  • Greeting Agrestic Elementary school, Class of 2006. Hello teachers, parents, step- parents, siblings, boyfriends and girlfriendsof parents, assorted relatives, friends of your mom or dad who you call aunt and uncle who really aren't, and Principal Dutch. As I stand before you today, on the brink of Junior high, here is what i have to say:YOU HAVE FAILED US ALL! Everthing is not okay. We have become alienated, desensitized, angry, and frighened. If we picture agrestic as an airplane, a grand, soaring jet, carrying us through the sky. I think you all need to understand there are motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing Plane.



  • "Yeah, but I'm a blasphemous liberal Jew, what could be worse than that?"
  • (Talking th Andy) "Can you convince mom that I'm better off sitting at home all summer than stuck in a classroom full of religious zealots proselytizing a form of fundamentalism that's two clicks away from Jihad?"
    • Shane: "You anr a drug dealer." Nancy: "Yes Shane, I grow and sell marijuana, it's organic, it;s theuraputic, it;s off the earth...like tomatoes." Shane: "Yeah, like tomatoes."
    • "I fell though the skylight, but don't worry I'm okay."
    • Andy: "How did it go at the Tournament?" Shane: " I brought shame to my elders." Andy: "Well, that happens sometimes."
    • (Nancy is banging on a pot and singing into a microphone horribly, "Polly wally doodle") Shane: "Stop, you have to stop." Andy: "Yeah, yeah stop." Nancy: "Not until Silas comes out, this is my invasion of Panama" Shane: "Like when we got the canal?" Andy: "No. What do they teach you in school?" Shane: "How to pass the weekly standardized tests to get the school more funding."
    • Nancy: "There's global Warming, unless you want the planet to dissolve in one big ocean." Shane: "Global Worming is just God's will, I liked the Range Rover, that car is gay!" Nancy: "Don't be ignorant just because it's in right now."
    • Shane: (Talking to Silas) "That's right, I'm a big fag so you can suck my dick. Please can I come with you, Mom?" Nancy: "No, honey. I need some alone time and you just told your brother to suck you dick. Gross!"
    • (Lenny lights a candle) Shane: "Isn't that a fire hazard?" Lenny: "It's on a dish" Shane: "What ir there's an earthquake?" Lenny: "Well, I think the odds are in your favor that the two houes you live in won't burn down... althogh your mothe is a wild card."
    • Shane: "I want to stay. I'm not leaving." Lenny: "Fine. It'll add to the value of the house. Three bedrooms, two bath, and a little boy. I can sell it to a priest."













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    FUN FACTS
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    • For awhile, Shane loved bananas.
    • Isabelle was his first boob.
    • He learned to drive when he was 12 years old.










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