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The University of Andy

"Are you searching for the keys to start life's ignition? I'm Andy Botwin, and at the University of Andy we teach practical solutions to life's biggest challenges. Are you having trouble scoring with foreign chicks? Have you ever found yourself face to face with a grizzly bear? Success is just one click, (and some typing) away from getting you closer to achieving your dreams soon. It's never too late to live a better life. I would know. I'm not only the only professor, I'm a great person." Choose from any one of these programs:
How to Survive the Apocalypse Are you prepared for Mexican apocalypse day? Don't get caught with your pants down, Andy's here to help you avoid the zombies.		How to Breakup with Someone Become a master break-up artist! What strategy is right for you: the fade-to-black, the band-aid or the laser-guided missile?

How to Deal with Bullies Learn to keep your lunch money and your sanity with these three easy steps for dealing with bullies.		How to Make $100 in a Week Do you hate real work? Do you like money? If you answered yes to either of these questions, this course is for you! Get money-making tips from Andy!

How to Tell if You're Dating a Crazy Stalkers are everywhere - calling, emailing, following. Learn how to spot a crazy before she (or he) starts planning your imaginary wedding.		How to Manscape Learn how to take care of the hair down there for the ladies! Tips on clothes, hair, other hair and other other hair.

How to Internet Date Who needs bars? Nine simple steps for successfully getting laid online.		How to Score with Foreign Girls Because the foreign tongue is an opportunity, not a barrier. Let Andy guide you to international extra-curricular activities.

How to Satisfy a Woman Learn how to satisfy a woman's physical, spiritual and emotional needs using anticipation, care and patience.		How to Start a Band Unlock the secrets to becoming a rock god, with or without musical talent. Time to leave your parent's basement and start scoring with groupies!

How to Survive a Bear Attack Ever wonder what to do in the all too likely scenario of a bear attack? Uncle Andy's got you covered!		Holding Your Liquor Because you never know when you're going to be called upon to make nice with the bottle: how to boot and rally, properly mix, and more!

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