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◄Back to: WEEDS Caption-OffShane: I bet you dont ignore my Pittsburgh idea anymore!!
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| Andy: Ever seen a corpse before Shane? Shane: She's dead? Nancy: Shut up Andy. She's not dead. Yet. Silas: Let's pretend like she is and cover her up. | |||||
| Shane: Do we have to be here? Andy: Looks Like it buddy. Silas: Mom why are we here? Nancy: Well looks like this house is going to need a family and we got here first. Andy: Does it have a kickass pool? | |||||
| Silas: "We forgot my car." Nancy: "Oops" Andy: "That tube would make an awesome bong." Shane:"They have better hospice in Pittsburg!" | |||||
| "She's dead, Jim." | |||||
| Andy & Shane: Whoever folds there arms doesnt have to change her diaper! Nancy: Sucks Silas. Silas: unfair... | |||||
| Nancy- Is Nanna-in-law dead? Andy- I don't know but this could be a call for Dr. medical Marajuana. I mean look at that tube, it would be perfect! | |||||
| Nancy: "Well......." Andy: "...look at the bright side, if she's dead, at least we can toke in peace." | |||||
| Silas: Munchies or no munchies, you can't seriously be considering eating Bubbie?! Andy: You're right--the meat loses its tenderness when they hit a certain age. | |||||
| Nancy: Must've been due to the *hair-dryer* I found upstairs. Shane:What hair dryer? Andy: Hair dryer? ::Double take:: Ooohh *that* hair-dryer. Silas: Ok, now I'm going to have nightmares Shane: What hair dryer?! Nancy, Andy & Silas: Never mind Shane! | |||||
| Shane: Maybe she's taking a nap? | |||||
| NANCY: No boys. This is wrong. Your grandma asked for a bowl to pee in, not to smoke. Clean it up. | |||||
| Nancy: "That reminds me.....did anybody charge the cell phone?" | |||||
| Andy: "She looks deader than Britney Spears' career." | |||||
| Geez, if this is how old folks die ... I'm all for livin' fast and dyin' young! | |||||
| NANCY: Alright which one of you gave her the KBL? (* KBL; KILLER BONG LOAD ) | |||||
| Nancy: See boys this is what drugs will do to you... Shane: What? Shriveled and on your death bed... Silas: Stuck living with your gradparents, with no money, and changing diapers? Andy: Actually I think your mom was refering to the content, incoherant and partially comotose state she is in. | |||||
| Andy: OK, guys - the first one to blink has to pull the plug. | |||||
| Nancy: Hmm, maybe we will have to grow some plants for her medical treatment. Andy: Sure, and it will all be legit!! | |||||
| Bubbie: Are you guys going to kill me, or bore me to death? I'm ready to check-out. | |||||
| Nancy: That reminds me to do the ironing. Shane: Is she the republican running for president? Silas: I told you Nanc, that these pants give me a camel toe. Andy: I'm too stoned to speak. | |||||
| Nancy: "Out, out brief candle? Or is this an eternal flame?" | |||||
| Nancy: She looks very...peaceful. Andy: That's the morphine. Nancy: Doesn't she look peaceful Shane? Silas: Come on Shane, you talk to dead people, ask her if it's the morphine. Shane: She's NOT DEAD Silas! Bubbie: [in Yiddish] Kill me now and you can have the morphine. Andy: What? [under his breath] Did she say we could have the morphine?? Shane, pull the plug. | |||||
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| KristinaH66 | Weeds Caption-off Contest Photo 1 | 0 | Jul 3 2008, 5:45 PM EDT by KristinaH66 | |
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Nancy: Must've been due to the *hair-dryer* I found upstairs.
Shane:What hair dryer? Andy: Hair dryer? ::Double take:: Ooohh *that* hair-dryer. Silas: Ok, now I'm going to have nightmares Shane: What hair dryer?! Nancy, Andy & Silas: Never mind Shane! |
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| krusty11 | Weeds Caption Off | 1 | Jul 3 2008, 5:41 PM EDT by KristinaH66 | |
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Andy: It's so cold on the porch. When she dies, can I have her bed?
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| jmangini | Weeds Caption-off | 0 | Jul 1 2008, 4:24 PM EDT by jmangini | |
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Silas, Ugh...right about now the fire pit doesn't look so bad.
Shane, What is wrong with her? Is she dead? Nancy, I wonder if they have fire insurance? Andy, Well, she is on oxygen.....I wouldn't light a match around her!
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| BeachKidChris | Photo #1 | 0 | Jul 1 2008, 3:32 PM EDT by BeachKidChris | |
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Help, I'm dying and I can't get up! You there, Silas, get over here, I hear you're good at getting things up!
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| scriptwizerd@sbcglob | OK ! LAST LOOKS EVERYONE | 0 | Jul 1 2008, 12:41 PM EDT by scriptwizerd@sbcglob | |
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