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 | | User name: vychan6 | | Hometown: Hobart | | Favorite Weeds character: Nancy | | | Andy: Ever seen a corpse before Shane? Shane: She's dead? Nancy: Shut up Andy. She's not dead. Yet. Silas: Let's pretend like she is and cover her up. |
 | | User name:aliliz99 | | Hometown:Crown Point | | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Shane: Do we have to be here? Andy: Looks Like it buddy. Silas: Mom why are we here? Nancy: Well looks like this house is going to need a family and we got here first. Andy: Does it have a kickass pool? |
 | | User name:JakeDecota | | Hometown:Ponchatoula | | Favorite Weeds character:Shane | | | Silas: "We forgot my car." Nancy: "Oops"
Andy: "That tube would make an awesome bong." Shane:"They have better hospice in Pittsburg!" |
 | | User name:sburchet | | Hometown:Scottsville, KY | | Favorite Weeds character:Conrad | | | "She's dead, Jim." |
 | | User name:Jefe11 | | Hometown:NY | | Favorite Weeds character: Conrad | | | Andy & Shane: Whoever folds there arms doesnt have to change her diaper! Nancy: Sucks Silas. Silas: unfair... |
 | | User name:Luscious34 | | Hometown:Decatur,IL | | Favorite Weeds character:NANCY | | | Nancy- Is Nanna-in-law dead? Andy- I don't know but this could be a call for Dr. medical Marajuana. I mean look at that tube, it would be perfect! |
 | | User name:stumpz | | Hometown:Richmond | | Favorite Weeds character: | | | Nancy: "Well......." Andy: "...look at the bright side, if she's dead, at least we can toke in peace." |
 | | User name: PGAlexander | | Hometown: New Canaan | | Favorite Weeds character: Doug | | | Silas: Munchies or no munchies, you can't seriously be considering eating Bubbie?!
Andy: You're right--the meat loses its tenderness when they hit a certain age. |
 | | User name:KristinaH | | Hometown:Pasadena | | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Nancy: Must've been due to the *hair-dryer* I found upstairs. Shane:What hair dryer? Andy: Hair dryer? ::Double take:: Ooohh *that* hair-dryer. Silas: Ok, now I'm going to have nightmares Shane: What hair dryer?! Nancy, Andy & Silas: Never mind Shane! |
 | | User name:diverdown | | Hometown:Concord, CA | | Favorite Weeds character: Doug | | | Shane: Maybe she's taking a nap? |
 | | User name:CaliforniaBUCK | | Hometown:Burbankjestic | | Favorite Weeds character:Celia | | | NANCY: No boys. This is wrong. Your grandma asked for a bowl to pee in, not to smoke. Clean it up. |
 | | User name:DLP63 | | Hometown:Chicago, now in FL | | Favorite Weeds character:love 'em all! | | | Nancy: "That reminds me.....did anybody charge the cell phone?" |
 | | User name: JaydeenV | | Hometown: Modesto, CA | | Favorite Weeds character: Nancy | | | Andy: "She looks deader than Britney Spears' career." |
 | | User name: mickilee | | Hometown: Los Angeles | | Favorite Weeds character: | | | Thought bubble over everyone's head:
Geez, if this is how old folks die ... I'm all for livin' fast and dyin' young! |
 | | User name:Pinkvelvet228 | | Hometown: Bullhead city, Az. | | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | NANCY: Alright which one of you gave her the KBL?
(* KBL; KILLER BONG LOAD ) |
 | | User name:bmdkafae | | Hometown:OH | | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Nancy: See boys this is what drugs will do to you... Shane: What? Shriveled and on your death bed... Silas: Stuck living with your gradparents, with no money, and changing diapers? Andy: Actually I think your mom was refering to the content, incoherant and partially comotose state she is in. |
 | | User name:Gardenwriter | Hometown:South Abington Twp.
| | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Andy: OK, guys - the first one to blink has to pull the plug. |
 | | User name:Justjoy | | Hometown:RI | | Favorite Weeds character: Nancy | | | Nancy: Hmm, maybe we will have to grow some plants for her medical treatment. Andy: Sure, and it will all be legit!! |
 | | User name:ang247 | | Hometown: | | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Bubbie: Are you guys going to kill me, or bore me to death? I'm ready to check-out. |
 | | Username: goldjdude | | Hometown:MN | | Favorite Weeds character: Doug | | | Nancy: That reminds me to do the ironing.
Shane: Is she the republican running for president?
Silas: I told you Nanc, that these pants give me a camel toe.
Andy: I'm too stoned to speak. |
 | | User name: deb247 | | Hometown:Atkins, AR | | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Nancy: "Out, out brief candle? Or is this an eternal flame?" |
 | | User name: wellsmall | | Hometown: L.A., CA | | Favorite Weeds character: Nancy | | | Nancy: She looks very...peaceful. Andy: That's the morphine. Nancy: Doesn't she look peaceful Shane? Silas: Come on Shane, you talk to dead people, ask her if it's the morphine. Shane: She's NOT DEAD Silas! Bubbie: [in Yiddish] Kill me now and you can have the morphine. Andy: What? [under his breath] Did she say we could have the morphine?? Shane, pull the plug. |
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