Weeds Caption-off Contest Photo 2

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Weeds Caption Off Photo 2
Silas: Some bum grabbed my shirt and started smoking it in a bong.
Image from Weeds Season 4

CONTESTANT INFO CAPTION
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esporter20s
Hometown:austin
Favorite Weeds character:doug
Nancy: Silas where is my weed?
Silas: its coming its coming!
Shane: haha your moms b*tch!
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User name:Iammalloy
Hometown:Fayetteville, NC
Favorite Weeds character:Silas/Doug
Nancy: "Silas are you OK? You look swolen."

Silas: "Yeah so I crossed Createin with MILF-(Milfein Weed)! Look at the side-effects. Isnt it great? Im diesel!"
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User name: Jefe11
Hometown: NY
Favorite Weeds character: Conrad
Silas: Ok, just stick it right in the left...
Shane: HI MOM!
Nancy: What did i tell you about the roids Silas...?
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User name:stumpzy
Hometown:Richmond
Favorite Weeds character:
Silas: "Mom, whatever you do, don't look in the bath tub!"
Shane: giggles "I swear he's not growing marijuana in there. Oooops!"
Nancy: "Damnit Silas! What did I tell you?!? You can't grow anything good within the confines of your own hood! Get it?
Shane: "Yeah, don't cultivate where she used to mate!"
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Yeah so I crossed Createin with MILF and just look at the side-effects! Isnt it great! Im diesel!
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User name:binarystatic
Hometown:IL
Favorite Weeds character:the MILF weed
"They always told us in school that if guys smoke dope they'll grow boobs..."
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User name:diverdown
Hometown:Concord, CA
Favorite Weeds character: Doug
Nancy: We don't sh*t where we eat!
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User name:tinalue
Hometown:austin
Favorite Weeds character:
Nancy: Hand it over Silas
Silas: Mom that's not yours
Shane: Yeah, Silas...hand it over.
Silas: Shut up, Shane
Nancy: Shane stop teasing your brother.
Silas: Mom that's gross..he's not teasing it
Nancy: I seriously need to get you both therapy. I meant hand over the stuff....in the tub.
Oh never mind just get rid of it.
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User name:DLP63
Hometown:Chicago, now in FL
Favorite Weeds character:love 'em all!
Nancy: "Jesus, Silas, can't you smuggle your stash like normal people? You're not going to be able to crap that out!...Look at you- you're a cup size larger than I am!"

Shane chuckles.
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User name: JaydeenV
Hometown: Modesto, CA
Favorite Weeds character: Nancy
Nancy: "Silas, take off my panties and give them back... NOW!"
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User name:arsonone
Hometown:st louis, mo
Favorite Weeds character: doug
Nancy: Silas, hand over the cucumber!

Shane: See mom I told you he was trying to stick it in his butt! hehe

Silas:...
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User name:gohogan
Hometown:Tulsa, OK
Favorite Weeds character:Nancy
Nancy: Wow!!!! You did take after your dad, I sure do miss him!!!
Silas: What am I suppose to do, it hurts???
Shayne: It hurts looking at it!
Nancy: You need to get a girlfriend to help you with the problem!
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User name:tybluesum
Hometown:T-Town, WI
Favorite Weeds character:Celia/Nancy
Nancy: Silas, give me the scissors.
Silas: Mom, I'm trimming my sprouts. They're the only thing I have left!
Shane: Give her the scissors because she needs to fix your bad haircut.
Silas: Bad haircut? Shane, I wouldn't be smiling because while you were sleeping and before we arrived at that rest stop yesterday, I took these scissors and gave you the worst haircut I could give.
Nancy: That's what looked so different...
Shane: You jerk!!
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User name: mickilee
Hometown: Lost Angeles
Favorite Weeds character: Nancy
Mom, sell more weed or raise the price 'cause I still owe money on my pec implants!
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User name:Cat76
Hometown:Liverpool, NY
Favorite Weeds character:Nancy
Nancy: Silas, put the sling back on
Silas: Mom, it chafes me
Shane: She meant to put it on your shoulder, d*ldo.
Nancy: Shane, that's enough. Silas, you are putting the damn thing on your shoulder, right? What the hell is that rash in your..your..area????
Silas: I was hiding the MILF weed in my pants.
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User name:Pinkvelvet228
Hometown:Bullhead city, Az.
Favorite Weeds character:Nancy
NANCY: "Keep this up Silas and your going to go blind".
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User name:bmdkafae
Hometown:OH
Favorite Weeds character:Nancy
SIlas: Well i thought with the situation were in I could help out and do a little gay porn.
Nancy: WHAT? no! you cant!
Shane: Ya... your'll never get a job with that little thing.
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User name:gardenwriter
Hometown:So. Abington Twp.
Favorite Weeds character:Nancy
SHANE: Hey Mom - Silas has bigger boobs than you do!
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User name:ang247
Hometown:
Favorite Weeds character:Nancy
Silas: Weed can give a guy great pecs, and that " I just woke up" bed head.
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User name:deb247
Hometown:Atkins, AR
Favorite Weeds character:Nancy
Nancy: Give me back my hair gel and curling iron, Silas--- I know you got it!
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User name: goldjdude
Hometown: MN
Favorite Weeds character: Doug
Nancy: I don't care that you finally reached puberty, you're still a horrible actor.
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krusty11 Photo 2 caption 0 Jul 3 2008, 12:29 PM EDT by krusty11
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Nancy: I don't care where it's been, give me back my pipe.
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cocokrisp Photo 2 Contest 0 Jul 2 2008, 12:22 AM EDT by cocokrisp
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Nancy: Silas, how many times do I have to tell you.....he who stands on toilet, high on pot!
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Bmdkafae Weeds Caption Contest Photo 2 3 Jul 1 2008, 7:50 PM EDT by kattzzz
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SIlas: Well i thought with the situation were in I could help out and do a little gay porn.
Nancy: WHAT? no! you cant!
Shane: Ya... your'll never get a job with that little thing.
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jmangini Photo 2 Caption Contest 0 Jul 1 2008, 4:30 PM EDT by jmangini
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Silas, Well you have heard about "this is your brain on drugs?" Well, "this is your body on drugs."
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BeachKidChris Photo 2 0 Jul 1 2008, 3:12 PM EDT by BeachKidChris
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Silas: But Mom, Abercrombie & Fitch needs me there for the shoot in 20 minutes; and since it's Abercrombie & Fitch so there could be some big money for Shane as well.
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