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| Nancy: Silas where is my weed? Silas: its coming its coming! Shane: haha your moms b*tch! | |||||
| Nancy: "Silas are you OK? You look swolen." Silas: "Yeah so I crossed Createin with MILF-(Milfein Weed)! Look at the side-effects. Isnt it great? Im diesel!" | |||||
| Silas: Ok, just stick it right in the left... Shane: HI MOM! Nancy: What did i tell you about the roids Silas...? | |||||
| Silas: "Mom, whatever you do, don't look in the bath tub!" Shane: giggles "I swear he's not growing marijuana in there. Oooops!" Nancy: "Damnit Silas! What did I tell you?!? You can't grow anything good within the confines of your own hood! Get it? Shane: "Yeah, don't cultivate where she used to mate!" | |||||
| Yeah so I crossed Createin with MILF and just look at the side-effects! Isnt it great! Im diesel! | |||||
| "They always told us in school that if guys smoke dope they'll grow boobs..." | |||||
| Nancy: We don't sh*t where we eat! | |||||
| Nancy: Hand it over Silas Silas: Mom that's not yours Shane: Yeah, Silas...hand it over. Silas: Shut up, Shane Nancy: Shane stop teasing your brother. Silas: Mom that's gross..he's not teasing it Nancy: I seriously need to get you both therapy. I meant hand over the stuff....in the tub. Oh never mind just get rid of it. | |||||
| Nancy: "Jesus, Silas, can't you smuggle your stash like normal people? You're not going to be able to crap that out!...Look at you- you're a cup size larger than I am!" Shane chuckles. | |||||
| Nancy: "Silas, take off my panties and give them back... NOW!" | |||||
| Nancy: Silas, hand over the cucumber! Shane: See mom I told you he was trying to stick it in his butt! hehe Silas:... | |||||
| Nancy: Wow!!!! You did take after your dad, I sure do miss him!!! Silas: What am I suppose to do, it hurts??? Shayne: It hurts looking at it! Nancy: You need to get a girlfriend to help you with the problem! | |||||
| Nancy: Silas, give me the scissors. Silas: Mom, I'm trimming my sprouts. They're the only thing I have left! Shane: Give her the scissors because she needs to fix your bad haircut. Silas: Bad haircut? Shane, I wouldn't be smiling because while you were sleeping and before we arrived at that rest stop yesterday, I took these scissors and gave you the worst haircut I could give. Nancy: That's what looked so different... Shane: You jerk!! | |||||
| Mom, sell more weed or raise the price 'cause I still owe money on my pec implants! | |||||
| Nancy: Silas, put the sling back on Silas: Mom, it chafes me Shane: She meant to put it on your shoulder, d*ldo. Nancy: Shane, that's enough. Silas, you are putting the damn thing on your shoulder, right? What the hell is that rash in your..your..area???? Silas: I was hiding the MILF weed in my pants. | |||||
| NANCY: "Keep this up Silas and your going to go blind". | |||||
| SIlas: Well i thought with the situation were in I could help out and do a little gay porn. Nancy: WHAT? no! you cant! Shane: Ya... your'll never get a job with that little thing. | |||||
| SHANE: Hey Mom - Silas has bigger boobs than you do! | |||||
| Silas: Weed can give a guy great pecs, and that " I just woke up" bed head. | |||||
| Nancy: Give me back my hair gel and curling iron, Silas--- I know you got it! | |||||
| Nancy: I don't care that you finally reached puberty, you're still a horrible actor. | |||||
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| krusty11 | Photo 2 caption | 0 | Jul 3 2008, 12:29 PM EDT by krusty11 | |
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Nancy: I don't care where it's been, give me back my pipe.
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| cocokrisp | Photo 2 Contest | 0 | Jul 2 2008, 12:22 AM EDT by cocokrisp | |
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Nancy: Silas, how many times do I have to tell you.....he who stands on toilet, high on pot!
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| Bmdkafae | Weeds Caption Contest Photo 2 | 3 | Jul 1 2008, 7:50 PM EDT by kattzzz | |
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SIlas: Well i thought with the situation were in I could help out and do a little gay porn.
Nancy: WHAT? no! you cant! Shane: Ya... your'll never get a job with that little thing. |
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| jmangini | Photo 2 Caption Contest | 0 | Jul 1 2008, 4:30 PM EDT by jmangini | |
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Silas, Well you have heard about "this is your brain on drugs?" Well, "this is your body on drugs."
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| BeachKidChris | Photo 2 | 0 | Jul 1 2008, 3:12 PM EDT by BeachKidChris | |
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Silas: But Mom, Abercrombie & Fitch needs me there for the shoot in 20 minutes; and since it's Abercrombie & Fitch so there could be some big money for Shane as well.
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