| CONTESTANT INFO | CAPTION |
 | User name: esporter20s | | Hometown:austin | | Favorite Weeds character:doug | | | Nancy: Silas where is my weed? Silas: its coming its coming! Shane: haha your moms b*tch! |
 | | User name:Iammalloy | | Hometown:Fayetteville, NC | | Favorite Weeds character:Silas/Doug | | | Nancy: "Silas are you OK? You look swolen."
Silas: "Yeah so I crossed Createin with MILF-(Milfein Weed)! Look at the side-effects. Isnt it great? Im diesel!" |
 | | User name: Jefe11 | | Hometown: NY | | Favorite Weeds character: Conrad | | | Silas: Ok, just stick it right in the left... Shane: HI MOM! Nancy: What did i tell you about the roids Silas...? |
 | | User name:stumpzy | | Hometown:Richmond | | Favorite Weeds character: | | | Silas: "Mom, whatever you do, don't look in the bath tub!" Shane: giggles "I swear he's not growing marijuana in there. Oooops!" Nancy: "Damnit Silas! What did I tell you?!? You can't grow anything good within the confines of your own hood! Get it? Shane: "Yeah, don't cultivate where she used to mate!" |
 | | User name: | | Hometown: | | Favorite Weeds character: | | | Yeah so I crossed Createin with MILF and just look at the side-effects! Isnt it great! Im diesel! |
 | | User name:binarystatic | | Hometown:IL | Favorite Weeds character:the MILF weed
| | | "They always told us in school that if guys smoke dope they'll grow boobs..." |
 | | User name:diverdown | | Hometown:Concord, CA | | Favorite Weeds character: Doug | | | Nancy: We don't sh*t where we eat! |
 | | User name:tinalue | | Hometown:austin | | Favorite Weeds character: | | | Nancy: Hand it over Silas Silas: Mom that's not yours Shane: Yeah, Silas...hand it over. Silas: Shut up, Shane Nancy: Shane stop teasing your brother. Silas: Mom that's gross..he's not teasing it Nancy: I seriously need to get you both therapy. I meant hand over the stuff....in the tub. Oh never mind just get rid of it. |
 | | User name:DLP63 | | Hometown:Chicago, now in FL | | Favorite Weeds character:love 'em all! | | | Nancy: "Jesus, Silas, can't you smuggle your stash like normal people? You're not going to be able to crap that out!...Look at you- you're a cup size larger than I am!"
Shane chuckles. |
 | | User name: JaydeenV | | Hometown: Modesto, CA | | Favorite Weeds character: Nancy | | | Nancy: "Silas, take off my panties and give them back... NOW!" |
 | | User name:arsonone | | Hometown:st louis, mo | | Favorite Weeds character: doug | | | Nancy: Silas, hand over the cucumber!
Shane: See mom I told you he was trying to stick it in his butt! hehe
Silas:... |
 | | User name:gohogan | Hometown:Tulsa, OK
| | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Nancy: Wow!!!! You did take after your dad, I sure do miss him!!! Silas: What am I suppose to do, it hurts??? Shayne: It hurts looking at it! Nancy: You need to get a girlfriend to help you with the problem! |
 | | User name:tybluesum | Hometown:T-Town, WI
| | Favorite Weeds character:Celia/Nancy | | | Nancy: Silas, give me the scissors. Silas: Mom, I'm trimming my sprouts. They're the only thing I have left! Shane: Give her the scissors because she needs to fix your bad haircut. Silas: Bad haircut? Shane, I wouldn't be smiling because while you were sleeping and before we arrived at that rest stop yesterday, I took these scissors and gave you the worst haircut I could give. Nancy: That's what looked so different... Shane: You jerk!! |
 | | User name: mickilee | Hometown: Lost Angeles
| | Favorite Weeds character: Nancy | | | Mom, sell more weed or raise the price 'cause I still owe money on my pec implants! |
 | | User name:Cat76 | Hometown:Liverpool, NY
| | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Nancy: Silas, put the sling back on Silas: Mom, it chafes me Shane: She meant to put it on your shoulder, d*ldo. Nancy: Shane, that's enough. Silas, you are putting the damn thing on your shoulder, right? What the hell is that rash in your..your..area???? Silas: I was hiding the MILF weed in my pants. |
 | | User name:Pinkvelvet228 | Hometown:Bullhead city, Az.
| | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | NANCY: "Keep this up Silas and your going to go blind". |
 | | User name:bmdkafae | Hometown:OH
| | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | SIlas: Well i thought with the situation were in I could help out and do a little gay porn. Nancy: WHAT? no! you cant! Shane: Ya... your'll never get a job with that little thing. |
 | | User name:gardenwriter | Hometown:So. Abington Twp.
| | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | SHANE: Hey Mom - Silas has bigger boobs than you do! |
 | | User name:ang247 | Hometown:
| | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Silas: Weed can give a guy great pecs, and that " I just woke up" bed head. |
 | | User name:deb247 | Hometown:Atkins, AR
| | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Nancy: Give me back my hair gel and curling iron, Silas--- I know you got it! |
 | | User name: goldjdude | Hometown: MN
| | Favorite Weeds character: Doug | | | Nancy: I don't care that you finally reached puberty, you're still a horrible actor. |
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