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Weeds Caption-off Contest Photo 3
Dean: Dude, don't smoke too much, remember what happened last time?
Doug: WTF you talking about???
Dean: You started playing Deliverance on that thing...
Doug: Oh shut up and squeal like a pig...you sure do have a purdy mouth.....
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| Dean: It's not just my left foot that works, you wanna pass that over here. | |||||
| Doug: You know there's no parking here, right? Dean: What?! I'm in a f***in' wheelchair! Doug: Excuses... Excuses... | |||||
| hoggin' the j doug. Doug: Can't, i have a new medical condition, need to smoke more. Dean: Whats that? Doug: Cannabiteis. | |||||
| Dean: ... and then she said, "I'll keep an eye out for you." Get it? Doug: Not really. *tokes* | |||||
| Dean- This stuff is so good, man I don't care if I just crapped my diaper! Doug- Inhales | |||||
| Dean: ...So I says to the guy, "Toker?! I don't even know her!" Doug: ... | |||||
| Dean: "I got weed, water, and a parking placard. I'm happier than Michael Jackson at Legoland!" | |||||
| Doug: Wow, this is really good bud! Dean:Eh...I can get medical marijuana for cheap now because of the accident. Doug: You cripples get all the perks!.....does somebody need a diaper change?....that'd be a great song! | |||||
| Dean: Think I'll get in trouble parking here? Doug: No man, it's cool. You want to hit this? It's good bud but the cotton mouth is horrible. Dean: Who cares about cotton mouth...have you looked around?? | |||||
| Dean: "Why did you bring me here? Looking at all these boxes of water makes me want to piss my diaper." Doug: "Great...now I'm diaper duty? I'm gonna need something stronger than this." (takes a long toke) | |||||
| Doug: It's snowing in SoCal! | |||||
| Dude...I am so f***ing stoned that I swear I had a dream that Nancy was busted for the grow house. WOW that is just freaky.....hand me that joint so I can ease the pain of that thought. | |||||
| Dean: Hey Doug, give me a toke to relieve some stress. I'm worried about my parking violation. | |||||
| Dean: Doug, you toke-head, I said I'd like some ass on Fiji, not a glass of Fiji!!!!!!! | |||||
| Dean: Dude i think i can walk now. Doug: No, Your just really stoned. (dean tries to walk and falls down) Doug: (Laughing) I told you. | |||||
| Doug: Hey dude, it says NO PARKING. Can you really park in a wheelchair? Dean: What the hell do you mean? Doug: Well, like you've been with Cellia...hell, I fucked her, you've f***ed her, everybody's f***ed her. Can you do it in a wheelchair? Dean: A**hole, I crippled, I'd love to f*** anything, even that b***h. Sh*t, , it's no parking for a long time...gimme that. | |||||
| Doug: Man, ever since your accident, we have been smoking this fine a** medical grade! - what's this sh*t called again? Dean: Purple Erkle...? Purple Kush...? - f*** if I can remember.... Purple something! Doug: Man this stuff is tasty! - Your not going to run out anytime soon are you? Dean: ( smiling and coughing) - Oh hell No - see what my card says... "An amount Pursuant per the patients needs" - I need alot! Doug: Okay, just make sure on your next delivery, you get me and "Oscar" - I need my own stash! You know i'm good for it! Dean: Sure thing councilman! | |||||
| DOUG: " Dude this stuffs so good they call it WHEEL CHAIR WEED"..." Oh I see you've smoked it before". | |||||
| Dean: That's right, you fool. You've been smoking oregano. | |||||
| Dean: Don't Bogart That Joint "my friend". | |||||
| Here's to Celia | |||||
| Dean: Doug, the sign says : "No Parking Anytime" and here we are. Doug: Thank goodness, it said nothing about smoking! |
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| krusty11 | Caption 3 | 0 | Jul 3 2008, 12:35 PM EDT by krusty11 | |
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Thread started: Jul 3 2008, 12:35 PM EDT
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Doug: (inhales)
Dean: Come on. I'll trade a pallet of this Celery Soda for the other half of that joint. Doug: (inhales - coughs) |
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| jmangini | Photo 3 Caption Contest | 1 | Jul 2 2008, 6:38 AM EDT by kenyanw | |
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Dean: All we need are a pair of sunglasses each and a hat and we can hit the streets panhandling for money and then we can buy all the weed we need.
Doug: So, what...I play the banjo and pretend I'm blind? What do you do? Sell tickets to change your diaper? Dean: Well, it was a thought. |
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| jyssyka | Caption #3 | 0 | Jul 1 2008, 11:36 PM EDT by jyssyka | |
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Doug: "Where the hell is Fiji anyway?"*puffs*
Dean: "Fuck if I know! You gonna pass that or what?" Doug: "I think it's a mountain."*puffs* Dean: "I think your a moron_gimme that!"*grabs joint* |
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| ktk0117 | Caption #3 | 0 | Jul 1 2008, 2:17 PM EDT by ktk0117 | |
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Thread started: Jul 1 2008, 2:17 PM EDT
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Dude, I could reach right over there & jerk you off with little or no effort.
HEHEHE, I'm so fucking wasted! |
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| HpnoticStoner420 | Caption #3 | 0 | Jul 1 2008, 11:01 AM EDT by HpnoticStoner420 | |
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Thread started: Jul 1 2008, 11:01 AM EDT
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Doug: (singing) "Where there's fire, people like to smoke; where there's fire, people want to toke; oh, where there's fire, we can all get baked; and if we're lucky, maybe we'll get laid."
Dean: "What a great song man! Let me hit that and hear some more." |
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