| CONTESTANT INFO | CAPTION |
 | | User name:GOOFYBASTRD | | Hometown:NY OVA HERE | | Favorite Weeds character:THE TICKY TACKY THEME SONG | | | Dean: It's not just my left foot that works, you wanna pass that over here. |
 | | User name: yellow_convertable | | Hometown: Liberty | | Favorite Weeds character: Andy/Shane | | | Doug: You know there's no parking here, right?
Dean: What?! I'm in a f***in' wheelchair!
Doug: Excuses... Excuses... |
 | | User name: Jefe11 | | Hometown: NY | | Favorite Weeds character: Conrad | | | hoggin' the j doug. Doug: Can't, i have a new medical condition, need to smoke more. Dean: Whats that? Doug: Cannabiteis. |
 | | User name:sburchett | Hometown:Scottsville, KY
| | Favorite Weeds character:Conrad | | | Dean: ... and then she said, "I'll keep an eye out for you." Get it? Doug: Not really. *tokes* |
 | | User name:Luscious34 | | Hometown:Decatur,IL | | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Dean- This stuff is so good, man I don't care if I just crapped my diaper! Doug- Inhales |
 | | User name: CJSlice | | Hometown: Aruba | | Favorite Weeds character: Doug | | | Dean: ...So I says to the guy, "Toker?! I don't even know her!" Doug: ... |
 | | User name:JaydeenV | | Hometown: Modesto, CA | | Favorite Weeds character: Nancy | | | Dean: "I got weed, water, and a parking placard. I'm happier than Michael Jackson at Legoland!" |
 | | User name:lanaddlez | | Hometown:Winston,NC | Favorite Weeds character: Silas or Andy
| | | Doug: Wow, this is really good bud!
Dean:Eh...I can get medical marijuana for cheap now because of the accident.
Doug: You cripples get all the perks!.....does somebody need a diaper change?....that'd be a great song! |
 | | User name:candice169 | | Hometown: | | Favorite Weeds character: | | | Dean: Think I'll get in trouble parking here? Doug: No man, it's cool. You want to hit this? It's good bud but the cotton mouth is horrible. Dean: Who cares about cotton mouth...have you looked around?? |
 | | User name:DLP63 | | Hometown:Chicago, now FL | | Favorite Weeds character:Love 'em all! | | | Dean: "Why did you bring me here? Looking at all these boxes of water makes me want to piss my diaper."
Doug: "Great...now I'm diaper duty? I'm gonna need something stronger than this." (takes a long toke) |
 | | User name: diverdown | | Hometown: Concord, CA | | Favorite Weeds character: Doug | | | Doug: It's snowing in SoCal! |
 | | User name: | | Hometown: | | Favorite Weeds character: | | | Dude...I am so f***ing stoned that I swear I had a dream that Nancy was busted for the grow house.
WOW that is just freaky.....hand me that joint so I can ease the pain of that thought. |
 | | User name:ang247 | | Hometown:Atkins | | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Dean: Hey Doug, give me a toke to relieve some stress. I'm worried about my parking violation. |
 | | User name: mickilee | | Hometown:Lost Angeles | | Favorite Weeds character: | | | Dean: Doug, you toke-head, I said I'd like some ass on Fiji, not a glass of Fiji!!!!!!! |
 | | User name:RalphiePoo | | Hometown:San Pedro | | Favorite Weeds character: | All of them | | Dean: Dude i think i can walk now.
Doug: No, Your just really stoned.
(dean tries to walk and falls down)
Doug: (Laughing) I told you. |
 | | User name:Cat76 | | Hometown:Liverpool, NY | | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Doug: Hey dude, it says NO PARKING. Can you really park in a wheelchair? Dean: What the hell do you mean? Doug: Well, like you've been with Cellia...hell, I fucked her, you've f***ed her, everybody's f***ed her. Can you do it in a wheelchair? Dean: A**hole, I crippled, I'd love to f*** anything, even that b***h. Sh*t, , it's no parking for a long time...gimme that. |
 | | User name:ScottT420 | | Hometown:San Diego | | Favorite Weeds character: Andy | | | Doug: Man, ever since your accident, we have been smoking this fine a** medical grade! - what's this sh*t called again?
Dean: Purple Erkle...? Purple Kush...? - f*** if I can remember.... Purple something!
Doug: Man this stuff is tasty! - Your not going to run out anytime soon are you?
Dean: ( smiling and coughing) - Oh hell No - see what my card says... "An amount Pursuant per the patients needs" - I need alot!
Doug: Okay, just make sure on your next delivery, you get me and "Oscar" - I need my own stash! You know i'm good for it! Dean: Sure thing councilman! |
 | | User name:Pinkvelvet228 | | Hometown:Bullhead city, Az. | | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | DOUG: " Dude this stuffs so good they call it WHEEL CHAIR WEED"..." Oh I see you've smoked it before". |
 | | User name:gardenwriter | | Hometown:So. Abington Twp. | | Favorite Weeds character:Nancy | | | Dean: That's right, you fool. You've been smoking oregano. |
 | | User name:Justjoy | | Hometown:RI | | Favorite Weeds character: Nancy | | | Dean: Don't Bogart That Joint "my friend". |
 | | User name:mousetowngirl | | Hometown:Il | | Favorite Weeds character:Conrad | | | Here's to Celia |
 | | User name: deb247 | | Hometown: Atkins, AR | | Favorite Weeds character: Nancy | | | Dean: Doug, the sign says : "No Parking Anytime" and here we are. Doug: Thank goodness, it said nothing about smoking! |