Create a Weeds Top Ten ListAdd to existing top ten lists below or start your own
Weeds-related list. Count down anything from the top ten headiest
Weeds highs to Shane's top ten most awesomely bizarre moments.
Andy Botwin's Top Ten Most Shocking Moments:
| 10. Peeing on the Mother Plant
9. Enrolling in Rabbinical School to avoid deployment
8. Asking Nancy to cut off his toe to avoid deployment, only
to later become the victim of the toe-craving Mr. Sweaters
7. Pretending to be gay to get his Weed-aholics Anonymous
moderator to sponsor him
6. Suggesting banana skins as a self-love gloves
5. Hocking "Chris Died" shirts to school kids, then speeding
off in his Jesus van and leaving Shane to take the blame
4. Getting pulled over and arrested by a bike cop (hey, at
least it wasn't a cop on horseback)
3. Letting Shane get abducted by his Alaskan psycho-
ex, then chasing after them with Abumchuck, the Inuit
bounty hunter
2. Having a cybersexy "deaf jam" with Silas's girlfriend
1. The strap-on incident with Yael, the crazy Israeli
+1. Taking nephew Shane to the massage parlor for a hand job.
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| Top Ten Signs Your Neighbors Are Dealing:
| 10.Suddenly, the quiet member of the block becomes the popular community member.
9.Your neighbor starts wearing sunglasses and non-descript clothing
8. Cars going in and coming out of their house at all hours of the night.
7. They come over and ask to borrow a scale that can register weight smaller than an ounce.
6. Always pay their rent in twenties and fifties.
5. The electric company checks their meter frequently.
4. There are boxes for hydoponic grow lamps in their recycling.
3. They invite you over for munchie night.
2. The car in their suburban driveway has tricked out rims.
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Top Ten Weed Munchies:
| 10. Cheetos!!!!!!!!!!
9. macaroni and cheese
8. a giant chocolate cake
7.Frosted animal crackers (best stored in the freezer)
6.Cold pizza
5.freshly baked chocolate cookies
4.banana strawberry shake
3. leftover lasagna
2.cheeseburger with a root beer float
1.bownies
+1. Everything on this list + peanut butter!
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Top Ten "Oh, s@#t!" Weeds Moments:
| 10. Nancy's campus bust
9. Drive-by shoot-out at Heylia's house.
8. All the Pot replaced by a "Drug Free Zone" Sign
7.When Silas flips his trunk down and you see the cop and Celia...OH SHIT!
6.When doug gives it to Celia hard in the back Yard
5.When Doug and Andy destroy the house trying to kill the rat.
4.Celia drunk talking to the kids playing at the street
3. When Celia throws all of the weed into Nancy's pool. Oh shit.
2. When Heylia punches Nancy.
1.PETER'S DEAD!?!?!?!
celia saying she had cancer
peter is a dea agent!!!!!
Peter to Nancy: "I know you're a drug dealer." |
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| 10. A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
9. It's a weed wonderland, Nancy. It's like Amsterdam only you don't have to visit the Anne Frank house and pretend to be all sad and shit.
8. Don't look at me, I'm f@#ked up on cornbread!
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4. Dana left me because im fucking Celia
3. "The cock wants what it wants."
2. "I'm also freakishly long, so just imagine how much of me was inside your wife."
1."I wouldn't take a dump in the Olive Garden."
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| Top ten shows that are more interesting with weed:
| 10. The Dick Van Dyke Show
9. Alice
8. One Day at a Time
7. Family Guy
6. Reba
5. The Simpsons
4. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
3. Good Times
2. Pee-Wee's Playhouse
1. Tim and Eric Awesome Show
dexter,bullshit,robot chicken |
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Weeds Clever ditties
| 10.When Sunjay comes out of the closet.... and comes out of the closet.... literaly
9. When Andy and Doug ask Lupita "what the thing called
between the dick and the asshole" she replies "the
coffee table"
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Top ten Why to Watch Weeds:
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2. Mary-Louise Parker! (www.msnusers.com/Mary-LouiseParkerFanPage)
1. It's a clever and brilliant history
it's" high" on my list of shows to watch because it is just plain old great!!love the music too!! |
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