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REDSOXSMOKEWEEDS	TheBest Quote of the Show! Jul 8 2008, 5:16 PM EDT \| Post edited: Jul 8 2008, 5:16 PM EDT I am not sure which episode this was in, Season 3, but i loved the part when Andy tells Shane about masterbation... could some 1 please post that quote under mine so i can AIM away message it?? New to the site anyone got any suggestions on links or fun blogs ect.?? P.S. i dont have SHOwtime,, sucks!! but i try and get updated via web and friends generous toke parties! so please help me out! Love BUD and TOKE Casper Post reply Do you find this valuable? Keyword tags: masterbation. shane Andy season 3
lanaddlez	1. RE: TheBest Quote of the Show! Jul 9 2008, 11:00 AM EDT "Alright, listen closely, I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha Ha Ha, your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jurk the gurkin, we got a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks.They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming - wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, What do I do with all that Pearl Jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They Can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid - Ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack - catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Pell the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy johnsom and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microeave. Not too hot! Serious Yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube.... is lobe. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug you thomas on the toilet -ffft- shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised septer of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect, so work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Okay - Class dismissed." Post reply 5 out of 5 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?
MidwestGrass	2. RE: TheBest Quote of the Show! Aug 28 2008, 2:43 PM EDT hahaha, that WAS a good one, a lil ehhh gross to hear actually described. But funny...Andy is the best. my fav from Andy. "Ahhhh just got done with the best bathroom graffiti ever. 'Here I sit cheeks a flexin' giving birth to a baby Texan" hahahaha, I used that one Post reply 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you find this valuable? Do you?

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